Tuesday 20 August 2013

70-Year Old Man Inserts Steel Kitchen Fork Into His P*nis During Masturbation

Doctors have removed a 10cm long steel fork inside a man’s penis, after a sexual adventure went horribly wrong. The 70-year-old visited Canberra Hospital’s emergency department complaining of bleeding genitalia.

He then promptly admitted that he had inserted a piece of cutlery into his urethra in an attempt to satisfy himself. Unfortunately the attempt backfired and it became stuck, leaving him in considerable pain before rushing to the hospital. 

Doctors say the practice tends to occur 'during states of pathological masturbation, substance abuse and intoxication'. God help him, lol
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5 comments:

  1. biatch world21 August 2013 at 11:12

    Old men still gat sex appetite? Bbm surprise face

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  2. Anonymous21 August 2013 at 12:00

    U must b a dumb ass bitch 4 exposing ur ignorance n stupidity on the net? Go and ask ur grandfada or slp beside him naked n cwat ll happen. Wen u done come bck n give tales of ur experiment

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    1. biatch world21 August 2013 at 18:21

      Don't see how my comment is pinching or tickling ur testicles or pussy stupid sucker

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  3. Unknown22 August 2013 at 08:26

    Hahahahahahahahaha....Next..

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    1. Anonymous22 August 2013 at 13:01

      Loooolll this biatch makes this blog lively shaa

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